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Advanced Pinball Simulator by Lazer

Advanced Pinball Simulator - WE JUMP ON TOP! - - LAZER PROUDLY PRESENTS: ADVANCE PINBALL SIMULATOR - WE JUMP ON TOP! - HI AND WELCOME TO 'ADVANCE PINBALL SIMULATOR' ...CRACKED BY VAMP OF LAZER !!! GREETS TO: IKARI, CHANNEL 42, CRAZY, COSMOS, PULSAR, PARAMOUNT, HOTLINE, ZENOBITS, ACTION, 2000 AD... (SORRY I'M IN HURRY) SLATER AMIGOZ !!!! - - - LAZER STRIKES BACK !!! -

Adventure Quest by Lazer

Adventure Quest - - - BAH! NOT ANOTHER SHIT JEWELS OF DARKNESS PACK GAME: ADVENTURE QUEST, (C) LEVEL 7 COMPUTING, CRACKED BY A US GROUP NAMED: CANON, AND PACKED'N'SHORTED BY TCM/LAZER ON THE X-MAS DAY! - - - - -

Aidon The Apocalypse+2 by Lazer

Aidon The Apocalypse+2 **** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 **** 64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE READY. LOAD"!IMPORTANT NOTE!",8,1: SEARCHING FOR !IMPORTANT NOTE! LOADING READY. RUN 20 IMPORTANT COPY NOTE! 30 THIS GAME FEATURES A TRACK/IRQ LOAD 40 SYSTEM BY IVO HERZEG, IT RUNS ONLY 50 WITH EXACT THE SAME ORGANISATION OF 60 THE FILES AS HERE ON THIS DISK, 70 THEREFORE YOU MUST COPY THE WHOLE 80 SIDE AND YOU CANNOT (!)USE A FILE- 90 COPY! 140 SIGNED: LAZER HQ READY. - -

Aidon The Apocalypse+2 by Lazer

Aidon The Apocalypse+2N THE 1ST OF NOVEMBER IN 1990 BY LAZER - - INTRO BY THE MYSTERIOUS ART! - 'AIDON APOCALYPSE +2 (C) 2-D' K - (/) BY THE EDGE/LAZER S - WHAT 'BOUT UNLIMITED DAMAGE (Y/N) F - WHAT 'BOUT UNLIMITED LIVES - KH - E. EDGE IS GONE! - F INTRO BY THE MYSTERIOUS ART! - 'AIDON APOCALYPSE +2 (C) 2-D' K - (/) BY THE EDGE/LAZER S - WHAT 'BOUT UNLIMITED DAMAGE (Y/N) F - WHAT 'BOUT UNLIMITED LIVES -

Aidon The Apocalypse+2 by Lazer

Aidon The Apocalypse+2 - PLEASE WAIT - #I A #H HAIP CREATIONS #I PRODUCTION__#E PROGRAM AND GRAPHICS BY HANS IPPISCH___#M SOUND BY #6 CHRISTIAN SCHOLZ_____ #3 COPYRIGHT 1989 #7 HAIP CREATIONS#3___ PRESS BUTTON TO START - #7__ NOW LOADING LEVEL*#8___ COPYRIGHT 1989 HAIP CREATIONS#L___ INSERT DISK SIDE* - #K GAME OVER - #K GET READY - #7 DISK ERROR__#3 PRESS BUTTON WHEN READY - #3 PLEASE ENTER YOUR NAME_#K* - #K THE BEST AIDONS__#1 1 ST*_#7 2 ND*_#3 3 RD*_#5 4 TH*_#N 5 TH*_#8 6 RD*_#8 7 TH*_#2 8 TH* - LOADING - 0 PLEASE WAIT - -

Aircop2000 by Lazer

Aircop2000 - - - - . - BEST IN AUSTRIA - TOP IN EUROPE - ...ANOTHER SHIT GAME TODAY BUT I AM MOTIVATED COZ OF THE DANCING PARTY TODAY. DO YOU KNOW WHY THE MUSLIMS ARE SO MUCH ASS-FUCKING ? (I PERSONALLY PREFER OTHER POSITIONS) COZ THE GIRLS HAVE TO REMAIN VIRGINS TILL THEY ARE MARRIED THEREFORE THEY ARE ASSFUCKING. ANOTHER INTERESTING THING IS THAT IT SEEMS THAT THE AMERICANS PREFER FRENCH KISSES, WHY SIMPLY LOOK IN SUCH MOVIES. I HAVE SEEN 2 OF SUCH TRASH MOVIES BUT SUCH FUCKERS MADE ONLY BLOW THE HORN. I LIKE IT TO BUT MY FAVOURITE POSITION IS WHEN SHE RIDES TO HELL AND SHE SHOWS ME HER FACE NOT THE ASS COZ I AM NO GAY LIKE A CERTAIN LAMER CALLED DILLO OF T-PAU. WRITE TO THE EDGE/LAZER P.O.BOX 172 3300 AMSTETTEN AUSTRIA - - - BEST IN AUSTRIA - TOP IN EUROPE - ...ANOTHER SHIT GAME TODAY BUT I AM MOTIVATED COZ OF THE DANCING PARTY TODAY. DO YOU KNOW WHY THE MUSLIMS ARE SO MUCH ASS-FUCKING ? (I PERSONALLY PREFER OTHER POSITIONS) COZ THE GIRLS HAVE TO REMAIN VIRGINS TILL THEY ARE MARRIED THEREFORE THEY ARE ASSFUCKING. ANOTHER INTERESTING THING IS THAT IT SEEMS THAT THE AMERICANS PREFER FRENCH KISSES, WHY SIMPLY LOOK IN SUCH MOVIES. I HAVE SEEN 2 OF SUCH TRASH MOVIES BUT SUCH FUCKERS MADE ONLY BLOW THE HORN. I LIKE IT TO BUT MY FAVOURITE POSITION IS WHEN SHE RIDES TO HELL AND SHE SHOWS ME HER FACE NOT THE ASS COZ I AM NO GAY LIKE A CERTAIN LAMER CALLED DILLO OF T-PAU. WRITE TO THE EDGE/LAZER P.O.BOX 172 3300 AMSTETTEN AUSTRIA -

Alien+2 by Lazer

Alien+2 - - - - - PROUDLY PRESENTS : - NED BY THOMAS OF LAZER ON 27.APRIL 19900 - - - - - PROUDLY PRESENTS : - - FCOPYRIGHT THOMAS / LAZER - GTA[HS 8+WL4^/7OT+8 QKF< - PUMPS UP THE BEER AGAIN, HAWARAS! - PUMPS UP THE BEER AGAIN, HAWARAS! -

American Express+2 by Lazer

American Express+2 - NOW YOU ARE AT THE "MOTOR SHOP". HERE YOU HAVE THE OPTION OF BUYING HANDY THINGS FOR YOUR MOTOR-BIKE; YOU CAN EVEN CHEAT - IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY. HERE ARE THE OPTIONS: 1. BUY BOOSTER ($800). THIS MAKES YOU GO TWICE AS FAST FOR A WHILE. 2. BUY GUNS ($700). THE GUNS WILL MAKE YOU BE ABLE TO SHOOT ALL OTHER CARS! 3. BUY SHIELD ($600). WHEN YOU HIT THE OTHER CARS OR THE BOMBS, YOU WILL NOT DIE. 4. BUY DETECTOR ($500). FOR A SHORT WHILE, YOU CAN DRIVE THROUGH ALL THE GROUND. 5. PASS STAGE ($300). MAKE YOU PASS THE STAGE, WHICH YOU WHERE SUPPOSE TO RACE. - 6. BRIBE LEAGUE ($800). THIS WILL GIVE YOU 2 EXTRA LEAGUE POINTS. 7. BRIBE SCORE ($700). THIS WILL GIVE YOU 1000 EXTRA POINTS. 8. BRIBE TIMER ($600). IF THE TIME RUNS OUT, THE GAME WILL NOT BE OVER. NOTE THAT THIS ONLY WORKS ON THE COMMING STAGE. 9. REPLAY STAGE ($500). YOU CAN REPLAY THE STAGE, ON WHICH YOU HAVE JUST PLAYED. 10. REPAIR BIKE ($300). THIS WILL PUT YOUR DAMAGE-PERCENTAGE TO 000%. NOTE THAT THE FIRST 4 ITIMS ONLY WORKS A LIMITED NUMBER OF TIMES. READ THE INFO-LINE ON THE SAME SCREEN FOR FURTHER INFORMATION. - TO SELECT OPTION, YOU MUST MOVE THE JOYSTICK, AND TO PLAY THE STAGE, YOU - MUST MOVE DOWN TO "START RACE" AND PRESS FIRE-BUTTON. NOW YOU ARE IN THE GAME, AND HERE ARE THE INFORMATION ABOUT THE JOYSTICK- CONTROLLING: UP = ACCELERATE DOWN = BRAKE LEFT = GO LEFT - RIGHT = GO RIGHT FIRE = JUMP ON THE TOP OF THE SCREEN, YOU CAN SEE A BOARD, WHERE YOUR GAME-INFORMATION ARE STORED. - THERE ARE 5 ITIMS ON THE BOARD: 1. TIME. WHEN THE TIME REACHES 00:00:00, THE GAME IS OVER. 2. SCORE. THIS IS YOUR SCORE, WHICH YOU WILL BE REGISTRERED AFTER WHEN YOU ARE REGISTRERED FOR THE HI-SCORE LIST. 3. SPEED. THIS IS THE SPEED YOU ARE DRIVING. 4. DISTANCE. THIS IS THE DISTANCE LEFT TILL YOU REACH THE END OF THE DISTANCE. 5. DAMAGE. THIS IS YOUR DAMAGE- PERCENTAGE. IF THIS REACHES 80%, THE GAME WILL BE OVER, BECAUSE THE BIKE IS TOTALLY BROKEN. BUT NOTE THAT YOU CAN REPAIR IT AFTER EACH STAGE. - NO MATTER IF YOU MAKE IT TO THE END OR NOT, A MESSAGE WILL COME UP, TELLING YOU WHAT HAS HAPPENED. THE RACE STARTS IN SEATTLE AND ENDS THERE TOO. IF YOU COMPLETE THE GAME, YOU HAVE DRIVEN EXACTLY 14.000 KM! WHEN YOU PRESS SPACE NOW, THE GAME WILL START TO LOAD. THIS IS ALL THE INFORMATION YOU NEED TOPLAY THE GAME. I SINCERELY HOPE THAT YOU WILL ENJOY THIS GAME. SIGNED: LARS SNEFTRUP - - THE PRETTIEST GIRLS ARE ALWAYS IN YOUR DOUBLE DENSITY PRODUCTION! - OK DUDE, CONTROL YOUR MACHO-INSTINCT AND LET'S GET DOWN TO SOME SERIOUS COMPUTER-SATISFACTION... - YO! DOUBLE DENSITY IS YET ANOTHER TIME YOUR HOST IN THE DANGEROUS WORLD OF COMPUTER-ENTERTAINMENT. THIS TIME DOUBLE DENSITY PRESENT TO YOUR PLEASURE ONLY, A GAME CALLED AMERICAN EXPRESS. THE GAME WAS PRODUCED THROUGH THREE MONTH OF HARD WORK BY THE STAFF BEHIND DOUBLE DENSITY. - WELL, HERE ARE SOME BRIEF INSTRUCTIONS FOR THIS PART. THIS PART CONTAINS INFORMATION FOR THE GAME. WHEN YOU HAVE READ THE INFORMATION, THE GAME WILL LOAD FROM DISK AND THEN YOU ARE READY TO PLAY. NOTE THAT NO HARDWARE-FASTLOADER MAY BE AVAILABLE, BECAUSE THE GAME IS LOADED THROUGH A SOFTWARE-FASTLOADER. IF YOU ALREADY HAVE READ THESE INSTRUCTIONS ONCE, YOU CAN SKIP THIS PART BY PRESSING THE ARROW LEFT KEY ANY TIME. WELL, HERE ARE THE CREDITS FOR THIS FILE. THE GRAPHICS, THE CODE AND THE TEXT WAS DONE BY LARS "MAGIC" SNEFTRUP AND THE MUSIC WAS COMPOSED AND PERFORMED BY THE LORDS OF SONICS. WELL... IN ABOUT DECEMBER YOU MAY EXPECT ANOTHER GAME FROM ME CALLED "SUDDEN DEATH", WHICH IS ALSO RELEASED THROUGH THE GAMES LABEL OF MAGIC DISK, DOUBLE DENSITY. - WELL ... BEFORE I TERMINATE THIS SCROLLER, HERE ARE SOME FAST HIP-HOPS ONLY TO MY DEAREST FRIENDS WORLDWIDE... MICHAEL "ACE" HOLM, THOMAS "MACHO" BAGER, STAFFAN NYSTROM, MARKUS SCHNEIDER, PATRIK WALLSTROM, DEAN LOCK, THOMAS "EDGE" PETERSEN AND WALTER KONRAD. - JUST ONE MORE THING... IF YOU ARE BORED THEN RUN TO YOUR LOCAL HMV-SHOP AND BUY APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION WITH GUNS N'ROSES!!! - I GUESS THIS IS AS FAR AS IT GOES... CIAO FOR THIS TIME... AND REMEMBER... FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO PARTY!!! - (C) BY THE LORDS OF SONICS 1988 PLAYER BY MARKUS SCHNEIDER - INTRODUCTION ------------ THIS INFORMATION FILE CONTAINS THE INFORMATION YOU WILL NEED TO PLAY THE - GAME. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU READ ALL THIS BEFORE PLAYING THE GAME. IF YOU HAVE ALREADY READ THE INFORMATION IN THIS FILE, YOU CAN PRESS THE ARROW LEFT KEY TO GO TO THE GAME WITHOUT READING THE FOLLOWING TEXT. BE AWARE THAT THE GAME WILL BE LOADED FROM DISK. DISABLE ALL HARDWARE- FASTLOADERS BECAUSE THE GAME WILL LOAD FROM A SOFTWARE-FASTLOADER. EVERY TIME YOU HAVE READ ONE PAGE, YOU MUST PRESS SPACE TO GO TO THE NEXT PAGE. BACKGROUND INFORMATION ---------------------- THE IDEA OF THIS GAME IS THAT YOU WILL HAVE TO DRIVE THROUGH THE WHOLE USA WITH YOUR MOTOR-BIKE. THERE ARE 19 OTHER COMPETITORS, WHO ARE IN THE RACE. THE GAME IS CONTROLLED BY A JOYSTICK IN PORT 2. HOWEVER, THERE ARE 2 TIMES, WHERE YOU WILL NEED TO USE THE KEYBOARD. THE FIRST TIME IS ON THE TITLE PAGE, WHERE YOU WILL HAVE TO GIVE SOME INFORMATION ABOUT YOURSELF AND THE OTHER TIME IS IN THE GAME, WHEN YOU WISH TO ACTIVATE THE SPECIAL FUNCTIONS. NOTE THAT IF YOU HOLD CTRL AND CBM WHILE PLAYING, YOU WILL ABORT THE WHOLE GAME! (IF YOU WISH TO RE-START!) - GETTING STARTED --------------- WHEN THE GAME HAS LOADED, THERE WILL BE A SHORT PAUSE WHILE THE GAME IS DECRUNCHING AND THEN A MENU WILL COME - UP. ON THIS MENU YOU CAN CHOOSE THE MUSIC YOU WISH TO HEAR. DO REMEMBER THAT THE TUNE YOU SELECT WILL PLAY ALL THE TIME WHILE YOU ARE PLAYING THE GAME. WHEN YOU HAVE SELECTED THE TUNE YOU WISH TO HEAR, YOU MUST PRESS THE FIRE-BUTTON AND THEN THE TITLE PAGE WILL COME UP. ON THE TITLE PAGE, YOU MUST WRITE YOUR NAME, THE VEHICHLE YOU DRIVE AND THE COUNTRY YOU ARE REPRESENTING. WHEN YOU HAVE DONE THAT, YOU ARE AT THE LEAGUE MENU. - ON THE LEAGUE MENU, YOU WILL SEE THE 20 PERSONS THAT ARE IN THE RACE. (WHICH INCLUDES YOU) EACH TIME A STAGE IS COMPLETED, LEAGUE POINTS WILL BE GRANTED DEPENDING ON WHICH POSITION YOU HAVE IN THE RACE, WHEN YOU REACH THE END OF THE DISTANCE. TO CONTINUE, YOU MUST PRESS FIRE-BUTTON AGAIN. NOW YOU WILL SEE A MAP OF THE U.S.A. ON THE MAP, A DISTANCE IS HIGHLIGHTED. THE HIGHLIGHTED DISTANCE IS THE DISTANCE YOU ARE GOING TO DRIVE. BELOW THE MAP, YOU CAN SEE FROM WHERE AND TO WHERE YOU ARE GOING TO DRIVE AND HOW FAR IT IS. FURTHERMORE THERE ARE SOME INFORMATION FOR YOU IN THE SCROLLER IN THE BUTTOM- RIGHT CORNER OF THE SCREEN. TO GO ON, YOU WILL AGAIN HAVE TO PRESS THE FIRE-BUTTON. - INSERT DISK AND PRESS SPACE. - ! DOUBLE DENSITY PRESENTS AMERICAN EXPRESS BY LARS SNEFTRUP. PRESS SPACE TO READ THE INSTRUCTIONS. -

American Express+2 by Lazer

American Express+2KH - - RIPPED FROM : AMERICAN EXPRESS - COMPOSED BY : LORDS OF SONICS - IRQ : JSR $3000 - RIPPED BY : HEATSEEKER OF LAZER - REMARK : VERY COOL TUNES !!! - PRESS KEYS : 1-6 FOR SOUNDS !! - LOOK AT $0900 FOR ADDIE !! - HEATSEEKER/ LAZER - 7950 BIBERACH/RISS 1 - F.R.G. - NO LAMERZ, PLEASE !!! - FOR C-64 STUFF OR ORIGINALS !! - MENTION ME IF YOU USE THIS RIPPED SOUND FROM ME !! O.K. ? - - - RIPPED FROM : AMERICAN EXPRESS - COMPOSED BY : LORDS OF SONICS - IRQ : JSR $3000 - RIPPED BY : HEATSEEKER OF LAZER - REMARK : VERY COOL TUNES !!! - PRESS KEYS : 1-6 FOR SOUNDS !! - LOOK AT $0900 FOR ADDIE !! -

American Express+2 by Lazer

American Express+2 - - HEATSEEKER IS HERE WITH 'AMERICAN EXPRESS++' FROM THE MAGIC DISK/DOUBLE DENSITY !!! IT'S A REALLY COOL GAME WITH SUM COOL MUZAX FROM THE LORDS OF SONICS !!! I LIKE THERE SOUNDS !!!! GREETINGS TO ALL CONTACTZ !!! NO TIME TO TYPE THE WHOLE LIST !!! - IT'S NOW 3:00 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING !!!! - MY ADRESS : HEATSEEKER/LAZER, PLK 032890 C IN 7950 BIBERACH A.D. RISS 1/ F.R.G. !!! - HEATSEEKER GOES TO BED NOW !!! BYE ... C.U. LAZER ... - - - HUX _EPW/# HTX]% - ) LAZER IS COOL (Y/N) ? - ; UNLIMITED MONEY (Y/N) ? - 9 WANNA HAVE MORE TIME (Y/N) ? - 4 SORRY FOR THIS BAD TRAINER-VERSION !! - + BUT IT'S EASY ENOUGH TO PLAY NOW !! - - SIGNED:HEATSEEKER OF LAZER 1989 - SELECT THE MUSIC TO PLAY IN THE GAMEB - DD% WINNING STRIKED- - DF BLUE HIGHWAYDF - SOME KIND OF HERO - BBG STAR RIDERB - KGHIJJGIHJGIHJGAN!BAI CA/! - ##_ #DD _ #_! #]^_ !#]_ ^_# _ ] ^ __# _# _ _#DD _#__ ^ _]_ _ #_^] ! - !__]^_ !#_ _#_ ^ _#! _" _^ _!_ # - !!^!]^!# _]^_ ! - PP# ^_P& ]!P$ [/HHOP! YZPDH* [/ - ABCIJKLMPI WPFHN - POHAADH/MAF VAGH# -